Three Year Itch

A term to describe the intense desire to pack up and move every three years (more or less). Typically used by military families seeing as a normal station lasts up to three years.

"I want to move, I have a bad case of the three year itch..!"

by teenagegypsy94 May 2, 2010

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mitch itch

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

by Jermain Masters April 15, 2008

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jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

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The itch

An overwhelming, overpowering, and intense desire to have sex. One so strong that you have trouble concentrating on anything else AT ALL because no matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about the possibility of getting laid SOON. A period of extreme horniness, such that sex is more of a need than a want. Short for the expression "that itch that MUST be scratched." Normally lasts a few hours to a few days.

Dude I have the itch so freaking bad that if I do not bang something soon I think I'm literally going to explode!!

by Sassy Tassy December 2, 2014

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