insta-cure

Someone who deletes their photos on Instagram if they don't get enough likes.

"Omg I only have like 3 likes I need to delete this it's so embarrassing"

"Sally ur so insta-cure"

by Penelope4lyfe June 7, 2014

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INSTA EGG

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by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019

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1. Instantly capturing something
Whether romantically (capture a heart, catch an eye, ) physically (a ball )

2. Easy catch

Relating also to Pokemon and Pokemon go!. To instantly catch a Pokemon with just throwing a single poke'ball. No fret no break from the pokeball.

Dude i just did a insta-catch with that wobnuffet!

by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2018

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Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

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Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!

Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!

by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019

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Insta-cut

leaving immediately, out of the blue decision to go somewhere other than here, derived from "to cut" UK slang for 'to leave' usually saying goodbye briefly or sometimes not at all

"where were you yesterday you suddenly disappeared?"
"sorry dude I just insta-cut, was so tired i just left"

by Zero_chat September 29, 2018

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