insta cheat

When you asking for someone’s opinion on a caption or picture for insta (and say you need THEIR opinion) and then ask someone else as well

Oh my god! I can’t believe Ben insta cheated on Olivia!

by Bbigs January 15, 2018

Insta-catch

1. Instantly capturing something
Whether romantically (capture a heart, catch an eye, ) physically (a ball )

2. Easy catch

Relating also to Pokemon and Pokemon go!. To instantly catch a Pokemon with just throwing a single poke'ball. No fret no break from the pokeball.

Dude i just did a insta-catch with that wobnuffet!

by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2018

Insta-cut

leaving immediately, out of the blue decision to go somewhere other than here, derived from "to cut" UK slang for 'to leave' usually saying goodbye briefly or sometimes not at all

"where were you yesterday you suddenly disappeared?"
"sorry dude I just insta-cut, was so tired i just left"

by Zero_chat September 29, 2018

Insta Muslim

Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.

She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.

by cheekylads January 13, 2019

INSTA EGG

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Egeggegegegegg egg insta egg

by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019

Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

Insta-tweet-face

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.

Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca July 6, 2019