$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 October 25, 2017

Position 99

What French people call spooning or theoretically, any sex position in which both partners have bodies parallel, facing in the same direction.

The second best position is position 99.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

99 Cents

When a certain item is extremely cheaper then how that same item would regularly cost. A bargain, deal, etc.

Sam: This bong is 18 inches and it's only 13 bucks...

Korey: Get it dude. 99 cents!

Sam: That's what I thought!

by Raaaaaab March 12, 2013

10-99

A police code bastardization, meaning taking drugs whilst on duty.

PC: "Receiving, over. I'll be there in a bit. I'm currently involved in a 10-99."

Radio: "You jammy bastard..."

by matt_dawg February 04, 2009

Free.99

To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.

I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99

by Ekso March 19, 2013

Free.99

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.

by Markatak August 23, 2006

99-1

99% fart, 1% shit. It's kind of like sharting.

Guy- "Eww dude, it sounded like you just 99-1'd. Are you gonna go wipe that?"

by rnldlfrnr September 13, 2011