While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.
Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."
Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."
Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."
by Arthur Drood February 06, 2013
The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).
by Nextlevelkid July 12, 2008
a school where no one knows anything there is to know in life... a totally outrageously sheltered person can be considered a harding.
by annaleigh February 15, 2004
Alan Yarborough had dirty period sex with his lady on a red towel so the blood wouldn't show up, over Christmas Break, in front of a mirror, with the dog watching so that he and the dog could watch; this is a Memphis miscarriage.
by Alan Yarborough October 21, 2007
by Domo' June 20, 2006
The art of “slap-boxing” but rather than only going for head shots, you must attack the opponents voluptuous ass cheeks.
by jayjayboogie August 06, 2021
by Mikehunt2469 January 11, 2019