'I see that illegal smile on your face. What did you do?'
'Last night I blew up the neighbor's garbage can..and the curb'
'Last night I blew up the neighbor's garbage can..and the curb'
by WolfRyder July 05, 2012
The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.
The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.
Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike August 05, 2005
by Lololol88 November 18, 2016
When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 09, 2015
Betty: Are you hangin' with your illegal boyfriend tonight?
Veronica: Nope - my husband is home tonight.
Veronica: Nope - my husband is home tonight.
by #K-i-M* March 08, 2007
The Illegal flash is often used in the online First Person Shooter "Counter-Strike" To do this you throw a flash grenade inbetween two boxes, and it glitches, flashing everyone inside the "upper B-bombsite" tunnels. It works well if you have two people, one to flash, and the other to run into the tunnels and kill everyone there.
by Lovemachine June 11, 2007
I went to the library and had an illegal boner the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.
Appropriate response:
Nice.
Appropriate response:
Nice.
by LCow October 06, 2008