The first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando's mind when they're in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. You have SKS, don't be a pussy. Definitely not a skinwalker.
Ivan: Sergei did you of hearings something?
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it
by Biffy Drecker November 22, 2015
Get the I wouldn't worry about it mug.A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011
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I would • I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic • I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers • I wouldn't say no • I would, but I'm pregnant • I would _____ to _____ • i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit] • I would do her • I would do my part • I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
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I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR September 29, 2008
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