-A person(A) who tells a somebody else(B) not to do something, but the A just does it himself/herself.
Example:
Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)
Later...
Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.
Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.
Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)
Later...
Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.
Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.
by MightyandSonic November 2, 2014

A person who's friends can call them names like slut or heffer and its okay, but when some asshole says it there's a problem.
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Anchors from 2016-2018: "We republicans, when we lose, we just accept it."
Biden wins the election
Republicans begin rioting about the election and storm the capitol building
"God, republicans are such hypocrites!"
Biden wins the election
Republicans begin rioting about the election and storm the capitol building
"God, republicans are such hypocrites!"
by maybesomeonerandomyes January 14, 2021

by Fuhgeddaboutit April 7, 2005

by finbarr45 November 14, 2010

"I will treat patients to the best of my ability...for a price."
Hippocratic Oath = A "binding contract" taken by hypocrites.
Hippocratic Oath = A "binding contract" taken by hypocrites.
by End July 20, 2006

by Carlooo October 15, 2008
