Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

Coomer Humor

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

by 3Melanies September 8, 2022

Specific humor

When you as the entertainer know your audience (usually friends or family) and orient your humor specifically towards one or more of those people.

I use specific humor when I'm around my friends

by Yung hulk AKA Lil' dough boy May 30, 2018

Modern Humor

A type of humor in which all meaning is worthless

aka it’s fucking stupid

Example of Modern Humor: Sussy among us Fortnite Balls ayo The pizza here white people be like 21

by the dr pepper August 14, 2021

humor overdose

the after effects of the humor climax, in which nothing else seems funny or matches the amount of humor in the climatic subject. Effects may last from hours to days, depending on the subject and intesity of the climax

"Dude, wasn't that Dave Chappelle stand-up fuckin hilarious?!"

"Yea, man he was so funny i might be having a humor overdose

by ballisticmonkey January 13, 2009

Nasty Humor

A term often used to describe a fraternity member's penis.

Did you hear last night that Brett gave Carter his nasty humor?

He put his nasty humor in and around her mouth.

by Carter Herbert May 22, 2008

twisted humor

1. dark, offensive, but funny remarks
2.a totally pointless but awesome series on youtube

1. "I may be going to hell but at least my friends will be there too"
2. Hippie Guy: "Isn't mother nature groovy man?
Pissy Guy: "Hell no! Mother nature's being a bitch! Im freezing my ass off!"
3. We remade the 1950's Duck and Cover video for our own sick and twisted humor

by The Voices in your head February 20, 2009