hysternecktomy

Decapitation

Marie Antoinette's last action was receiving an involuntary hysternecktomy

by DaEif March 12, 2025

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

Mask hysteria

Panic buying and hoarding to the point of depriving others of surgical masks in the event of a flu outbreak such as the recent Novel Corona virus crisis.

Mask hysteria has broken out in Singapore as kiasu locals have snapped up all available stocks of N95 masks depriving others of adequate protection.

by Sheldon Trollope February 8, 2020

Homie Hysteria

When a guy is with the homies. He will become hysterical can find literally almost anything funny, it's common among high schoolers and college kids as that's the only time where you have both homies and time for them. Any talk about relationships, commitment, or regrets will immediately cure any signs of Homie Hysteria.

Man I I came down with come MAD Homie Hysteria last weekend when I was out with the bois

by humandict10102 March 31, 2020

Friendly Hysteria

When you and your friend(s) do something collectively dumb or unnecessary for no apparent reason whatsoever.

"We really were suffering from Friendly Hysteria when we screamed and ran away from that guy in walmart."

by Vanillaicecubeeee March 8, 2021

homo hysteria

The overwhelming panic and emotional turmoil experienced by a queer person when an unexpected reminder or seemingly insignificant interaction with an ex or crush triggers a flood of emotions. Often accompanied by intense overthinking, this reaction can lead to questioning every small detail, from the nature of the contact to the possibility of rekindling feelings. Symptoms may include racing heartbeats, feeling frozen or stuck, and spiraling thoughts about whether the interaction means more than it likely does.

Considered the dark side of gay panic.

I was casually scrolling through my phone when my ex called me and immediately hung up before I could answer. Instant homo hysteria. My heart’s racing, my hands are shaking, and now I’m convinced the universe is trying to tell me something. Was it an accident? Was she thinking about me? Is she seeing someone else now? Should I text her? What if she doesn’t reply? What if she’s mad at me? I can’t stop replaying every moment we shared, wondering if this is my last chance to fix everything. I’m spiraling—someone save me

by lymerust March 13, 2025

Algebraic Hysteria

The mixed feeling of madness, laughter, desperation, and awe that one feels when encountering Abstract Algebra concepts.

"Dude I can't do this anymore, all these numbers, set theory, equivalence relations, they're making me lose my mind, I feel like laughing and crying"
"Yeah, welcome to Algebraic Hysteria, you'll be feeling that for a while"

by bruxor August 19, 2025