HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

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`~`How `'~'`Do`'~'`Yourselfylu`'~'`Do`'~'`hoW`~`

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

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No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU

Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.

Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

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