nanamis_housewife

literally one of the best mutual I have
SHE'S LITERALLY SO COOL AND SHE GAVE ME A MUTUAL AWARD

#BESTMUTUAL
THEY ARE ALSO REALLY TALENTED AND SO COOL AND THEY MAKE AMAZING AND FUNNY CONTENT

-hang3mybeloved

nanamis_housewife is a very cool content creator on a social media platform called TikTok.

by hang3mybeloved June 29, 2021

Daniella housewife

A dirty, useless housewife who has never moved up in status for more than a day.

Get on all fours and make me pasta dirty slave Daniella housewife!!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

Frustrated housewife

A woman out at night by herself looking like she wants some space or time by herself.

I saw a woman at a bar by herself watching sports and she looked like a frustrated housewife wanting a break from her husband and kids.

by SaraK92419 July 28, 2025

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.

"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"

by durkadurkista November 4, 2013

the real housewives of barrett weed

these are some iconic girls who are theatre maniacs and obsessed with mean girls. They stay up until early hours in the morning being iconic and they all have a really nice friendship.

those the real housewives of barrett weed girls are so iconic!

by just a musical theatre gal May 12, 2020