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Hos

A noun, verb, and adjective that can describe anything, anyone, or anyone and anything in the act of doing something.
You're such a hos.

I'm so hos'ing a blunt lemme call you back.

Stupid ass hos..
by videohead43 March 31, 2010
mugGet the Hosmug.

Hos

Basically the epitome of man. Often seen to be wrestling with demons and other such creatures from the netherworld; the only thing more effective for slaying werewolves than a silver bullet is Hos. Only wears clothes sown from the hide of a baby unicorn, and has skin made from titanium alloy. Keeps a pet phoenix which dines on the liver of his fallen enemies. Has the biggest penis known to man.

Do not approach.
Example One:
Person # 1: Who the fuck is that dude over there slaying the creatures from the nether realm?
Person # 2: It's Hos you fuckwit.
Example Two:
Person # 1: Holy shit! It's a motherfucking anaconda!
Person # 2: No it's not, it's Hos' apocalyptic schlong.
by Quietyou March 22, 2009
mugGet the Hosmug.

Yo ho ho

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest,
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
by kittens Σ:3 July 8, 2014
mugGet the Yo ho homug.

ho-ho bag

A ho-bag, but festive!
Person 1: Hey! Look at that ho-bag wearing a santa claus costume!

Person 2: That means she's a ho-ho bag!
by ELLE-EYE-ELLE-WHY December 22, 2010
mugGet the ho-ho bagmug.

ho

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English.

1. interj. An exclamation. Wow.
Ho brah, dat chick wen spahk me!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
mugGet the homug.

ho

Someone who is a prostitute, with a saggy vagina. They are owned by a pimp.
Do you see the pimp, heidi.?

Yeah she's with her ho, oscar.

:D
by ladycock May 25, 2009
mugGet the homug.

Ho

When a female is sleeping around and going guy to guy
Aye bro don’t go out with that ho she sleeps around and goes and comes way to fast
by hehehoes May 7, 2018
mugGet the Homug.

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