when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.
tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
by dario a. l. December 7, 2006
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A hooligeezer* is a wise, crusty, sincere, generally cantankerous, sometimes badly-behaved man or woman over the age of 50 who loves to drink adult beverages, ride off road, and blow up things. A hooligeezer loves to camp in remote locations and will gather with like minded folks who have similar proclivities. Hooligeezers will never camp or associate with blue hairs.
A hooligeezer* is a wise, crusty, sincere, generally cantankerous, sometimes badly-behaved man or woman over the age of 50 who loves to drink adult beverages, ride off road, and blow up things. A hooligeezer loves to camp in remote locations and will gather with like minded folks who have similar proclivities. Hooligeezers will never camp or associate with blue hairs.
A hooligan can be associated with youthful indiscretions while a hooligeezer has lived long enough to have matured into a minimally decorous, salty, seasoned hooligan.
by 56Nomad December 12, 2009
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someone who posts some needless information on facebook during sport events, such as football games.
"Yes! Team X is in the lead!"
"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
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Awe man my math teacher gave us this stupid project over spring break. She said it was to keep us busy. Talk about a Holiday Mathfuck
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