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hurricane hookup 

When at least two persons or parties are waiting for a storm (or other such cataclysmic event) that one might not survive, and as a result and in response to mortal anxiety, all parties throw caution to the wind and engage in free, rampant sexual intercourse.
When the captain said the tropical storm was headed in our direction, my new friend and I decided to have a hurricane hookup before getting too involved in talking.
hurricane hookup by Y. Abraham September 8, 2017

Halftime Hookup 

When someone ditches the halftime festivities to get some pussy out in there truck.
Hayden did you just pull a halftime hookup?
Halftime Hookup by lempson6 November 4, 2018

Bluetooth hookup 

Similar to friends with benefits, a hookup that occurs routinely between two people who have no particular feelings for each other but find it convenient to hook up when they end up at the same bar or party.

Automatically connects, even when you don’t want it to.
Drunk and bored at the same party for the third time this month, Julia and Gareth resumed their Bluetooth hookup on Friday.
Bluetooth hookup by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Free Hookup Pass 

This coupon is for one hook up session only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom
Adam used his free hookup pass on his crush. He had a great time with her.

kentucky hookup 

when a man and a woman (hets only) hookup while eating bone-in kfc chicken wings, and when finished insert the bones lovingly into one another’s crevices and entrances one by one.
karla- i met this guy named keith at a waffle house last night and we had the most insane kentucky hookup.

lysander- no way! that’s on my bucket list. so hashtag jelly :(

Homie hookup

Paying a friend for goods and services instead of going through a major chain or retailer.
My AC is broke and I want to give you the homie hookup, can you get me on your schedule?