Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

Dry Hobo Jerkdown by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

hobbo 

abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with "hobo": a person without even one home

A hobbo is like a hobby farm – only for party animals.

hobbo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 26, 2013

Hobo nap 

Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.

Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"

Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."

Hobo nap by AinzDizzly April 20, 2010

Hobo Bait

When a hobo finds you attractive.

While carrying out my groceries from the supermarket a group of hobos noticed me. I realized my groceries made me, "Hobo Bait".

Hobo Bait by Iron01 May 5, 2009

hobo snatching 

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo

Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"

hobo snatching by clifton062 July 18, 2005

hobo operation 

Any entity that provides sub par or inconsistent services.

This pizza place is out of cheese? This is a total hobo operation!

hobo operation by Greg (originally Andre) May 31, 2007

hambomb 

A state of over reaction to a perceived slight or annoyance, usually characterized by frenetic hand motions, the extended disparagement of said annoyance usually accompanied by a false equivocation of the annoyance to be a cause or effect of an otherwise unrelated event, social trend, or political ideology. The hambomb is always marked by a final concluding maxim such as "all .... are ... and I hate all ..." followed by a purposeful exit leaving no time for discussion.

Witnessing a hambomb is thought by many to be one of the most exhilarating and thrilling moments of their lives and should be cherished. Everyone loves their designated hambomber and always feels safe in their presence.

When wiggy decreed that he was moving to germany because he could take the auto bon to avoid the republicans he hambombed.

hambomb by hambombed May 12, 2011