shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.

Come on baby, give me shit helmet.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Purple Helmet

A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.

Time for a pitcher of the Purple Helmet! C'est l'heure de boire un Purple Helmet! (in French too).

by boonskis September 7, 2013

Helmet Jockey

One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.

Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!

by MotherFnFBM October 24, 2010

Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.

Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"

by Easy Easly January 23, 2010

fuck helmet

(noun) A person who has done or said something very stupid. Alternately, a very inconsiderate person.

"I can't believe you said that to her. You are such a fuck helmet!"

by Author is missing July 29, 2006

spartan helmet

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet

I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet

by Sean Barrett March 17, 2007

German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

by The Big H May 13, 2005