Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you

“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”

by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019

Helen Keller

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.

Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.

by The realest beast June 9, 2015

Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly

Dennis Helen Kellered me

by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Helen Keller

just a long way of saying hell. a replacement when using the term, hell.

The helen keller?
What the Helen Keller?
What the Helen Keller is going on?

Who the Helen Keller left pubes on the toilet seat?

by Qt tip February 13, 2019

Helen Keller

Immune to flash bangs and can only taste the phosphorus.

Solider : Throw a flash bang at her
Helen Keller : .......
It's not very effective

by soldierthatdiedtoHelenKeller October 16, 2019

the helen keller 3

a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts

yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!

by punk hoe April 16, 2022