by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022
Get the Over the Hedgemug. When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.
James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023
Get the happiness hedgemug. A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.
by dicksforhands February 6, 2017
Get the Hedge climbermug. by TechnoHippie December 22, 2015
Get the Hedgemug. an interesting sensation that you get when your at the zoo and there is an escaped animal in the toilet but you dont want to get bitten even though your nursting for a wee!
by i'm not June 3, 2007
Get the the hedge warbler.mug. when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024
Get the ozempic hedgemug. when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024
Get the ozempic hedgemug.