Beach Harpoon 

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

Beach Harpoon by qwerty_not June 22, 2006

Wretched Harmonies 

An up-and-coming Wizard Rock band comprised of four girls from Wisconsin. They are Harry Potter nerdfighters and are beyond made of awesome.

Oh my god, did you hear the new Wretched Harmonies song about Sirius? It's awesome.

Wretched Harmonies by KatieShelby89 August 8, 2008

Poon Harpoon 

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

Poon Harpoon by Transane May 2, 2010

bad harmonies 

When two people are stuck together at a party or place and don't see eye-to-eye with each other leading to bad harmonies at the place.

Two people causing negativities/bad harmonies.

They argued so much that it resulted in bad harmonies at the wedding.

bad harmonies by Shewrites July 17, 2014

Pass the harpoon

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.

That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!

Pass the harpoon by Dockerz March 30, 2017