Sexual harassment

When you fart into someones ear when they are asleep.

John: *farts in jack's ear* hahaha
Jack: Hey baby, I told you not to blow in my ear..

by Fuckthepainaway January 21, 2005

Harassment

When you be Harassed.

That is harassment!!

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 May 8, 2019

sexual harassment

It's a charge when someone cannot stand up for themselves to they take you to court.

Day 1
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Guy: Hey baby
Girl: Uhm... Hi
Guy: You have a cute smile but yeah I hope I'll see you later
Girl: *smiles nervously* Okay... Bye

Day 2
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Guy: How's it goin?
Girl: I'm fine.
Guy: Lovin that body
Girl: haha ... thanks...

Day 6
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Guy: I HAVE TO GO TO COURT FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

by Jesus Christ's Skin is grey November 1, 2007

Sexual Harassment

aka the cockblock law forced into law by fem-nazi's and ugly chicks looking for an equal opportunity workplace

i got put on probation at work for sexual harassment

by creamoftoast February 9, 2010

Harassment

A fun pastime for you and your children. And a crime. But who cares 🤷 But don't shrug your shoulders and say "who cares" any of the other laws. That's against the rules.

Hym "Harassment is an act of aggression and cyber stalking is theft of intellectual property in the context that all rights stem from personal property rights starting with self ownership. But who cares 🤷 let's do all the crimes. Wooooooooooo!!!! Chaos!!!!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2022

sexual harassment

what a lady/child yells at you when they want your money.

Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!

fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!

by scratchmaster101 December 8, 2009

sexual harassment

Just another woman at another job doing what expected of them.

Girl: Flirtatious smiles and other body movement; some conversation...

Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?

Girl: Sure...yea, hehe

Later...

Guy: Can I call you sometime?

Girl: Ok

Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine

Next day...

Guy sees girl...

Guy: Hi

Girl: Duhhhhh!...

And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....

But you're not sure what happening till until

You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!

by ManWhoKnows April 2, 2008