hipster

Someone who believes that they are being unique and non-conformist, while in actuality they are all the same. Hipsters, while stressing individuality, all like the same general things: combat boots, cross jewelry, mermaids and american flag apparel for girls; skinny jeans and beanies for guys. Hipsters try so hard to be different that they are actually all alike. Hipsters most likely have a tumblr.

I'm such a hipster, I listen to indie music that nobody else has heard of, and buy all my clothes from vintage stores that nobody else goes to.

by justanotherconformist March 3, 2011

hipster enlightenment

n., a state of pure hipsterdom in which a hipster realizes that all things, including life itself, are mainstream and originality is a virtual impossibility

Hipster #1: "What happened to Alphonse?"
Hipster #2: "He died after achieving hipster enlightenment last week"
Hipster #1: "Death is so mainstream"
Hipster #2: "Original Hipster be praised!"

by Scottsifer July 9, 2011

hipster dancing

When people, namely hipsters, 'dance' at concerts by standing around, bopping their heads, occasionally tapping there foot and MAYBE once in a while swaying their hips. This is to make sure that they look like they are enjoying themselves but not TOO much because that wouldn't be cool.

*Broken Social Scene plays in the background*
Hipster #1: Great music eh?
Hipster #2: Yeah, it's good.

by Eirinn July 18, 2005

Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

Hamsterjelly

The offspring of a hamster and a jellyfish who mate. Hamsters and jellyfish have been known to mate quite often in the wild. These creations have been brought to wide recognition thanks to That Guy With the Glasses.

My hamster found a jellyfish, now I have all these damn hamsterjellys

I just love saying hamsterjelly

by Lord of the Penguins March 2, 2009

No Hipster

A variation on no homo used when the speaker has made a statement suggesting he/she is a hipster. The phrase implies that the speaker is aware of the hipster nature of his/her statement and wishes to clarify that he/she is in fact not a hipster.

Use of this statement generally solidifies the speaker's status as a hipster, especially if he/she uses it ironically.

No hipster, but I think the music of Justin Bieber is a harbinger of the death of high culture in this century.

by le lit March 15, 2011

Wanna be hipster

Back then, hipsters were people who simply appreciated any form of art and loved music(mainly jazz). Now, somehow, the idea real hipsters had transformed into people who either wear high-waisted pants and crop tops 24/7, or dress in pure "vintage". Not because they actually adore the style, but because all other "hipsters" are doing it. They are completely normal yet talk about being "very weird". Wanna be hipsters listen to indie rock, not because they like it, but because "that's what hipsters do". They most likely google "how to be a hipster" and follow everything they find. They wear moccasins and claim to not do their hair when they obviously put product in the night before or whilst getting ready in the morning. They claim to "not care" about their appearances yet they put ten pounds of makeup on everyday. They buy books on how to draw, create a couple of masterpieces for show, and drop the hobby altogether until they feel the need to create more proof of being true "artists". They want to be hippies and talk about nature as if they actually appreciate it, even though they couldn't care less in reality. Because everyone on the "hipster"-full website, tumblr, everyone now wants to be like every "hipster" they see.. which is why all wanna be hipsters hate everyone and want to move to the uk. They all claim to be different, yet they don't realize being "different" is taking over and now all wanna be ("original") hipsters are cliche. They are all pathetic.

wanna be hipster: "OMG LOOK AT THIS OVER-PRICED CROP TOP I FOUND. NO ONE WOULD WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS, IM GOING TO BUY IT."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."

by anooonnnnnn September 25, 2011