hand rule

When dating if you have sex with a woman more then five times she considers you two to be in a relationship. No matter from the outset it was agreed upon there were no strings attached there are still strings attached whether the male thinks so or not.

Dude, you slept with her how many times? You shoulda stuck to the hand rule!

by Kevin J Abq January 27, 2009

hand licking fetish

A fetish in which the recipients hand is licked repetitively by the protagonist until the recipient orgasms or is rendered unconcious. Bam.

Charlie: "BRO, CARA LICKED MY HAND LAST NIGHT LIKE, 5 TIMES OR SOMETHING BRO!"

Jamie: "Dude...no fuckin way bro."

Charlie: "yea dude...hand licking fetish bro."

by THECHAZZBROBRO January 24, 2011

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

Hand me downs

Particularly anything that has been handed down from one person to another. Preferably known as "cheap"

"Look at this dude walking into the club with these hand me down shoes on."

"Boy please, were in so much poverty right now that the closes thing you will get to Jordan's is your father's hand me downs back from class of 86'"

by mr. Swank February 5, 2010