new hampshire ski slalom

When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously

“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

New Hampshire Pothole

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole

I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING

by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025

hampshired

When some giant Biatch hires you to do her dirty work and clean the hamper, but you’re actually happy to do it because she sexed you up one time on a blew moon balloon.

Dude, I just finally got Hampshired cus I did so well on my inner view.

by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

Hampshire

A bunch of inbred cunts whos only relevance and beauty came from the isle of wight, the inbred little femboys had the whole fucking southern Mainland backing their petite pale asses up and they still lost the Isle Of Wight in the home rule Campaign

Hey bro, heard of Hampshire? What a bunch of muppets

by BasedNationalist February 13, 2024