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Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023
mugGet the Pant Gravelmug.

gravel chin

Loads of Chins like 728974 chins
'Hey look at her, she has a gravel chin'
by grAvel December 14, 2014
mugGet the gravel chinmug.

wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.
I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
by JAJBanks November 28, 2016
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Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."
by koevoet November 10, 2020
mugGet the Gravel Road Copsmug.

Gravel Blast

The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.
"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"
by The great god of gravel June 2, 2022
mugGet the Gravel Blastmug.

Gravel Gunt

An area of a female that provides your business traction and stability.
Yesterday was rough.. I had no choice to plow through that Gravel gunt. No pain.. No gain.
by dogmeat78 January 13, 2023
mugGet the Gravel Guntmug.

gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
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