Gobshite

Not necessarily a bad thing. A Gobshite, for better or worse, talks incessantly without provocation or purpose and most often without principle. The term Gobshite is Irish in origin, from the old Irish gob, or mouth, and shite, or shit. Shite of the Gob is the primary foundation of the word. It first appeared in print in the “manuscript glossary of US Navy terms” as a word for enlisted men, comparing them to tobacco spit. TheGobshite.com uses the word to capture a wide range of characters. In their first “Gobshite of the Month” they awarded Gary Busey with “Most Amusing” while also awarding Dr. Phil McGraw with “Most Annoying”. They also refer to their staff as Gobshites. Rightly so, a Gobshite for all their yammer can be quite entertaining, and therefore the term may be used as one of endearment.

(From TheGobshite.com) … TheGobshite.com’s first ever “Gobshite of the Month” award for “Most Amusing” goes to Gary Busey... If Gobshite was a type of stone than Busey was carved from it. He goes off on unprovoked rants, promotes unfounded (if at all preconceived) conspiracy theories, and gives “advice” in the form of acronyms for virtually every concept entered into the dictionary.

by Bogshite June 23, 2008

gobsmash

the act of fellatio carried out in an enthusiastic fashion.

I would gobsmash her!

by Atoning Unifex February 2, 2008

gobbstoppers

when a male dips his testicles into a girls mouth

yo last night my girl's jaw got tired after just giving her 2 gobbstoppers

by da fat shet June 6, 2018

Goobster

someone who is silly, weird and thinks he's funny.

Person 1: Have you seen that drummer from This Years Fashion?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a goobster!

by omgitsxkristin April 22, 2011

Gorbals

Place: Large estate on the South-Side of Glasgow, with more junkies and scumbags per square inch (3.3Cm)than the rest of Scotland. The area has multi-storey flats which attract 'The Salt Of The Earth'.

This area also sees teenage pregancies as a way to obtain council dwellings, methadone habits in kids of the same age, and women with scars/forearm tattoos.

Main attraction is the 'Somerfield' where you can steal batteries for your walkman, and the 'Greggs the Bakers' where the local junkies can bee seen eating a 'Fudge Donut' with the remaining 3 teeth still left in their head.

Tourist - "I hear that Glasgow is a very picturesque city, with a strong line of architecture, and culture. Where do you recommend I visit first?"

Resident - "Well, there's an offie doon at the cross... and there's a Greggs doon next tae the library if ye want a pie... But that's the pure Posh bit o' the Gorbals...

by Scott Kerr March 28, 2006

goobs

droopy grandpa boobs, usually found on old grandpa's, not a pretty site

DUDE when grandpa hugged me i could feel those goobs!

by Megz February 21, 2005

gorble

A monster that copies everybody, usually a red haired monster. Has a beard and a mustache and only wears black clothes. There is only one. Beware of the gorble. Usually a really bad friend. Very ugly.

1: WOAH! Did you see that?
2:Duh. That was a gorble..
1:Dont become friends with it.

by gorble_beware February 20, 2011