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Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Raian, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: everyone other than Raian
Raian:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Everyone: gooner (funny discord gif)
by 69dieddiedofligma May 7, 2024
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Gooner

What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!

Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022
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The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.
“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.
by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025
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Gooner

Me.
You.
Us.

We are gooners.
You: I just gooned to timeskip iwaizumi from haikyuu last night!
Me: SAME!1!1 gooner bros!
by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025
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Animal Jam gooner

An animal jam default wolf that goons off to unemployed female jammers arctic wolf OC
Herbiebirdie: "HEY! did you just see him gooning off to that chopped looking OC?"
Default tiger: "YEAH"
Herbiebirdie: "OMG NOW HES E-GOONING TO YOUR DEFAULT ANIMAL"
Default tiger: "FARTS"

That animal jam gooner goons too much.
by Herbiebirdie October 11, 2025
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Gooner

Someone who constantly jerks their shit
My mate Rylan Berry is a HUGE gooner (fake name)
by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025
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Goonerism

A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025
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