Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.

"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing crystals?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."

by Opprobrium June 1, 2018

Devil Be Gone

A phrase to totally shut someone down for saying something stupid or unmanly. Usually you yell it then smack them on the head.

Guy-I always get steak. Did you?!?
Girl- I actually got the chicken.
Guy- DEVIL BE GONE!!! *smack*

Guy 1- lets go to crossroads.
Guy 2- more like crossdicks.
Guy 1- DEVIL BE GONE!!!! *smack*

by WSlovestubas June 21, 2007

boner-be-gone

An object or act of a person that totally unarouses a guy. Someone or something that kills the mood. Something that makes you anti-horny. cockblock buzzkill

Rad: Hey, check out these hot girls on the computer.

K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**

Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.

by Raditude December 17, 2008

she gone

a down ass bitch who up and left

She used to be here but now...She Gone

by She Gone September 18, 2015

gone with the weed

basically someone who is either lean or stoned, or getting of there heads on drugs, or someone that has devoloped a mental illness through excessive or habital smoking of cannibis

mate have you seen that film, harold and kumars, they are gone with the weed. me and my friends are getting stoned tonight we are gonna be gone with the weed. that man is acting weird, talking to himself, his gone with the weed mate.

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010

Gone shroomin’

Gone shroomin' is the feeling of pure bliss when you leave your house unattended while looking for shrooms. The excitement that you might get robbed plus the idea of finding shrooms is overwhelming. Typically someone will hang a ‘gone shroomin’ sign on their door to alert their neighbours, friends and family of their whereabouts.

“Where were you last weekend?”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”

by scaglad October 2, 2018

Gone to worms

Not very good any more.

Hyrule city has gone to worms, everyone is a zombie!

by etianen August 29, 2020