global naked day

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house

Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.

by edgymofo December 11, 2021

Nana goal

Easy and lucky Goal scored after a rebound in a video game called fifa

it's frustrating he scored with a nana goal after a rebound in fifa 13

by Lolchicas January 11, 2014

dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad

Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals

by Quan October 10, 2016

eye goals

When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.

Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.

by tea lesbian June 15, 2019

Goal Line Stand

When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.

Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?

Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.

Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand

by Adam Ohman August 2, 2007

Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.

She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.

by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010

Gobble gobble 3000

To Give a really fast and intense head to a male.

"Yooo Jessica gave me real quick gobble gobble 3000 last night"

"It went like shhsvwvshwhwheusheh"

by A person who hates ppl :) August 19, 2019