elmers glue

elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

Glue

A tasty snack

I eat glue

by Sushiland.net March 29, 2004

glue factory

A place where horses, dogs, cats, and other pets are made into glue when they die :D

John's dog went to the glue factory (died) yesterday :(

by Midas14 December 16, 2006

the glue

Nickname given to Linkin Park emcee Mike Shinoda by guitarist Brad Delson. Simply means that Mike holds the band together like glue.

"Brad calls me 'the glue.'" -- Mike Shinoda

by Ashlena June 23, 2004

daddy glue

Semen, cum, ejac! Used as an explanation to describe spunk when cornered!

Dad, Mum said that white stuff on the sheets was Daddy Glue - what's that?

by Moominpatrol April 27, 2006

crazy glue

Some boss ass weed. Taken from the "santa clause is commin to the getto" song by Snoop Dogg.

"On the first day of Christmas, my homeboy gave to me, a sack of that crazy glue and told me to smoke it up slowly."

by Ryan Shore March 11, 2008

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008