Glustacher

A person with glasses and a moustache.
oh.. did i say person.. i ment FUCK FACE!!!!!
They are total douche bag nerds and if you see one don't be afraid to throw your used band aid at them (Or Shit)

The other day my mom looked a glustacher in the eye.
My mother's dead.

by fuck the corperate world May 27, 2008

glump

Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.

did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:

by Ashelux April 7, 2008

glamse

An experience in which you see the future in it's worst possible outcome.

As a stingy young man, your glamse is going to be that no one says bye to you when they leave the office because they are afraid of your inability to be kind.

by archie_tech March 29, 2010

Glussperry

Glussperry is a really extractive person which begins to scream when she sees the beautiful man, Stefano. Her favourite and only hobbies to watch Tik Tok videos. She looooveeess mathematics and especially when the equations get really hard. She loves to study by herself and usually watches Netflix while studying. When her parents, arrive from work, she rapidly closes Tik Tok on her phone, pauses Netflix and swipes to the right on her computer, and pretends to be studying MATHEMATICS, which she adores. That just a bit o glussperry's personality, It is really complex to put her into words. If you want to know more about glussperry go to www.glussperrymood.com.

I am felling so Glussperry today

by stefanogebara21 May 15, 2020

Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.

by Original Fritz November 13, 2006

glumpkin

while getting oral sex you play guitar hero

I wouldnt stop playing guitar hero when my girlf friend was over, so she ended up giving me a glumpkin

by rob cali February 29, 2008

Glumy bank

a term used to describe conditions of extreme poverty, usually refering to a person's wealth and posessions.

Father: Hey son, can I borrow 5 dollars? I left my wallet at home.

Son: Sorry dad, I have Glumy bank.

Father: ffs... son, i am disappoint

by Ch3ck P1z April 12, 2010