Global Slut

A term given to someone who travels a lot, specifically to other countries (hence the word 'global'), for their studies or for work experience. Supposed to be used in a joking manner.

Ivan: I got my time-off approved by my boss.
Amy: Oh, a holiday?
Ivan: No, I've been awarded a scholarship to study in France/Germany/Japan/Malaysia/America/Italy
Amy: Wow! Another one? You go to so many places. Haha, you never stay put, you global slut.
Ivan: Haha, yeah, well when the opportunity presents itself I gotta take advantage of it.

by Rina Lam October 19, 2011

global test

a rational and objective protection measure, first proposed in these terms by the Democratic challenger,John Kerry, in the 2004 Presidential election. The test involves ensuring the safety and protection of all Americans throughout the world, including the safety of America's all volunteer army. It is designed to weigh the support of the developed international community on American actions and is only to be ignored if grossly abused, or in extreme urgency. To date, the administration of George W. Bush, once appointed and once elected to the U.S. Presidency, has ignored the implementation of the test.

Had America continued to allow United Nations officials to work, and conducted a global test of the threat Saddam Hussein posed, no American lives would have been utterly wasted in Iraq. Lives we can never get back, that ended pointlessly, all because the global test was not enacted.

by R. Chase Razabdouski November 3, 2004

global boy

A name used for an auto tuner from Atlanta

Hey have you listened to that new auto tuned song Global Boy put out?

by WheresBomplex August 9, 2021

Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

global challenge

It's the challenge to hook up with every racial ethnicity

"Hey Bob where you been mate?" Says Jim
Bob replies with "Saturday night I was in India mate I'm doing the global challenge😉"
*few weeks pass*
Jim says " Hey Bob good to see you, still in India?"
"Nah mate just got stuck in Germany recently" Bob replied

by Crikeymaaate January 23, 2023

Global Dreamer

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people who are not afraid to dream, willing to run faster and faster to achieve their vision. Visionaries who act in their local area, without ever forgetting to think globally.

"I am a GLOBAL DREAMER."

"He is not afraid to dream, he is truly a GLOBAL DREAMER."

"He acts locally, but thinking about the global. A true GLOBAL DREAMER."

by globaldreamer-lbf January 17, 2023

We global

We out here (livin, vibin, etc.)

It’s live

*at a party having a good time* “Ayo we global in dis jawn”

by Weglobal May 3, 2022