Gargasmell

Gargasmell ; Noun: Someone who is fat, ugly, and doesn't bathe on a regular basis.

Man, I wish Gargasmell would leave....son of a bitch is smelling up the joint!

by Capt. Clerk December 11, 2008

gargantuan hoe

thats a huge bitch with a hairy back,a big stinky pussy, bed sores, and the gout

that gargantuan hoe looks like she ate my ass for dinner

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

gargantuant

A tremendously large person;giant

I looked up at the slutty gargantuant

by Xhira May 16, 2015

Gargantillow

A massive pillow that extends beyond the heightness and width of the individual laying within the comforting boundaries of the fluffy device. The pillow is massive and amazing. It dwindles the effectiveness of any man's cuddlebility as the pillow does not move, snore, or drool. Often loved by preggos.

I don't need a man, I've got a gargantillow!

by TalkStory July 20, 2010

schnarb darb larb darb gargen

a terriseneze phrase meaning "Get your filthy hands off of my precious goat you ass monkey shit licking cockface!!"

Often used as a friendly greeting during rush hour traffic

a black 1985 dodge truck with gray racing stripes drives by flying a huge rebel flag and a man with a full flavor cigarette hanging out of his mouth screams, "Schnarb darb larb darb gargen!!" he is probably screaming this in a violent manner but means well by it.......simply scream it back and go about your business or he will do it repeatedly

by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010

Gargantu-Queer

An incredibly large person who has been exposed to high doses of the gay virus. Taking over their rational thinking and causing them to roam the world for no other purpose than to go on shopping sprees and speak down to all others. In their free time they enjoy watching every episode of Glee and sipping white wine while listening to music by artists such as Ricky Martin. Infected subjects will be prone to hitting on straight men and having sexual relations with others just like them.

Chris is a giant Gargantu-Queer. He loves nothing more than a full night of passion with yet another of his own kind.

by We.Like.Vaginas December 28, 2011

gargantuan

One who is larger than they should be.
Having exessive body mass.

OMG look at that gargantuan over there, she could eat you in one bite.

by Rick Swank September 5, 2005