Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

Giovanni Gonzalez

A lurker who is from snake town, but is a real one.

Formally known as my G

Giovanni Gonzalez lurks at his cubicle.

Who the fook is Giovanni Gonzalez?

by Lurking Man March 5, 2020

Giovanny

The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He cares about everyone and everything in this world. He is the hottest guy you will ever meet and every girl will fall for him. Like when I tell you this man is FINEEEEEE AF! He has a big heart but might not know exactly how to use it, he's been through a lot. He will love you more than you love him <3

Person 1- Who is that guy? He's so fine!
Person 2- Oh that's Giovanny.
Person 1- Makes sense

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Giovanni

A smart caring spouse

Giovanni is smart and funny

by hjvvg cfvcghvn nmvghv h August 21, 2022

Giovanni Bottesini

Giovanni Bottesini (1821- 1889) was an Italian Romantic composer, conductor, and double bass virtuoso (the god of basses). His most famous work was his second Double Bass Concerto. Due to his virtuosity, his nickname was “The Paganini of the Double Bass”. Paganini was another virtuoso but with the violin and he was known for his absolutely unforgiving pieces and being known as some of the technically most challenging pieces on the violin. Bottesini would compose works that showed the world that the double bass wasn’t an accompaniment instrument but instead one worth a solo. He was also one of the few performers to use a french bow hold instead of a german which was more or less reserved for violins, violas, & cellos.

Yo did you see that double bass performer?

Yeah they must be the next Giovanni Bottesini

by RamenNoodlesss October 13, 2023

Giovanni

The biggest simp that ever lived.
Rated “E” for emotional noodle.

God. Why is he crying again. What a Giovanni.

by Mrsucksuck3000 November 28, 2024

Giovanni

Handsome kind leader funny athlete

Giovanni can throw the ball far

by Lil GP June 21, 2021