gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate

gerbert Johnson is a cult

by factspeakee April 5, 2023

Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009

Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...

At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.

by unfriend January 11, 2009

Gerber

(adj.) a word used to describe someone who looks or acts like a baby, or is just completely retarded

Shawn C is looking pretty gerber today.

by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011

Gerber

Gerber is a term used to describe someone who cant hold their liquor/alcohol. Coined from the name of the baby food company of the same name.

the name comes from the appearance of looking like a toddler due to the about of drool you are producing on your face

hey look at charlie! what a Gerber, he can barely walk and i think he shat himself.

by Roosta47 March 3, 2011

gelberd

1. Tall white boy with retarded cabablities.
2. Tall white player who puts the moves on sexy ladys.
3. Somthing you say when a fart smells bad
4. A female "playa"
5. To lick
6. The shiznit
7. casual player who owns an "ankle sock" deficency.
8. To look at pornographic images

there isnt any that fit it properly

by mr. rabbi August 11, 2004

geeberdeeks

the ultimate couple combination. these two people together are like the branjolina of awesomeness.

hey man, i wish i could find the right girl so i could be part of a geeberdeeks

by geeeberdeeks12 December 14, 2010