Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

the gruffudd

pronounced gruh-fawd. hair region above a man's penis.

named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)

wow, i love hair. i love the gruffudd on that guy.
i hate hair, it's sweaty and gross

by synecdoche April 29, 2006

the gruffudd

a. triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith see ioan gruffudd ) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.
b. this phrase refers to the patch of pubic hair right above a man's penis.
c. sometimes confused with the davids.

i hate pubic hair; i dont like the gruffudd.

i like pubic hair; i like the gruffudd on that male model.

by zeugma May 8, 2006

guff

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

by DayDay December 17, 2003

Gaff

One's private residence.

You want to come over to my gaff for some beers?

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

Gaffa

Slang used by backstage techies for Duct Tape

Pass me the gaffa, I need to patch this hole.

by Cheesy.finger.r September 28, 2005

GAFFLE

To rip someone off,To get someones money by deceit.To scam someone for thier money by creating a ploy.To get over on a person or persons.
Its an old slang term used in the early part of the 20th century.Depicted in the movie "The Sting".
It was picked up again in the Bay Area in the 1980's(mainly Oakland I believe)

The 3 con artists got together to figure out a way to gaffle the tourists at Jack London square of thier money.
"How about 3 card monty one of them says to the others"?"Yea" one agrees,"these suckers will fall for anything" It should be easy to gaffle these fools the 3rd says.

by Jungle June 22, 2006