Ben Gar

Ben gar is a term For a man who sleeps around with prostitutes and sends nude pictures to people

Yo you see that donny over there that geezers a ben gar he tried to bed my girlfriend and a prostitute at the same time cuz

by L3w368ss May 9, 2018

Gar

Pushing air through the side of your closed mouth while sort of saying bar at a high pitch.

I love to gar to annoy people.

by GarMaster48 February 29, 2020

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

Gars

wraps usually used for rolling marijuana in.

hey man you got some gars ?
nah man i don't smoke

damn okay man

by caterra November 8, 2017

gar cart

When drunk or high, deciding to go go carting.

Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome

by me 26 September 1, 2007

Gar-Failed

(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.

Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.

by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025