Yo you see that donny over there that geezers a ben gar he tried to bed my girlfriend and a prostitute at the same time cuz
by L3w368ss May 9, 2018
Get the Ben Garmug. by GarMaster48 February 29, 2020
Get the Garmug. The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.
by thinkinman February 7, 2018
Get the gar-jaculationmug. by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011
Get the guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]mug. by caterra November 8, 2017
Get the Garsmug. Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome
by me 26 September 1, 2007
Get the gar cartmug. (Verb)
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
Get the Gar-Failedmug.