Gage

A man-boy who leads girls on, only to cut them off to go back to their side-bae. Hits on every girl he talks to, but claims you're the only one. A common fuckboy. Although they are very shy & awkward, they love going for drives with their bitties (not at the same time of course). Skips most of his classes.

Rebekkah: Karter told me he just wants to be friends again.

Maranda: Oh my god he's such a gage.

Rebekkah: Yeah, I think he's trying to wheel his ex, Lara.

Maranda: Of course he is.

by Riviera Fitzcharlton May 7, 2016

Gage

Gage is a ugly and has a little dick not known as cockzilla

Gage has a little dick!

by ggas125 August 9, 2016

Gage

Gage is a pussy ass bitch that has a tendency to have a small brain or cock. Ideally 370 lbs +

Gage is a pussy!!!

by Oinkyoinkpigs October 21, 2019

Gage

A guy with a hella small cock. No doubt. If your name's Gage, you're never getting any pussy

Girl 1: That guy had such a small dick!

Girl 2: What was his name?

Girl 1: It was definitely Gage

by Ozeddie96 March 8, 2020

Gage

A Fat Person

The meaning of Gage is Someone who is really fat

by Fat kid Gage October 4, 2016

Gage

A boy who has a small penis but, says it a foot long.

You can tell he is a gage by the way he talks about his penis.

by Lil' Dicky November 21, 2016

Gage

A raging homo who hides in his room playing gaystation all damn day

Dont be a gage. Live life

by Vette88 July 6, 2019