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fuzz humper 

a carpet layer , kicking the carpet gives sort of a humping action. carpet is layed fuzzy side up.
we had to wait till the fuzz humper was finished so we could move the furniture.
fuzz humper by terrytoogood December 12, 2009
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Fuzz-hole 

Anyone with a hairy anus.
Tom: Hey, fuzz-hole, ever heard of razors?
Enid: Shut up Tom, you're such a huge fuzz-hole its like the pit beast that ate Boba Fett.

fuzz top 

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.
1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.
fuzz top by CouRtney June 4, 2004

fuzz buzz 

Thanking a cop for pulling you over so you can appear cooperative and polite in the hopes you don’t get a ticket.
I gave a cop a Fuzz Buzz yesterday and he gave me a ticket anyway!
fuzz buzz by Clark77494 December 28, 2006
Ashley Phillips!!!
God damn what a fuzz ball.

Fuzzy Balls
Fuzz Ball by Captain Japan March 30, 2004

Fuzz Bucket 

Don't be a fuzz bucket
Fuzz Bucket by 3Tdaddy June 12, 2017