fuzz humper

a carpet layer , kicking the carpet gives sort of a humping action. carpet is layed fuzzy side up.

we had to wait till the fuzz humper was finished so we could move the furniture.

by terrytoogood December 12, 2009

Fuzz-hole

Anyone with a hairy anus.

Tom: Hey, fuzz-hole, ever heard of razors?
Enid: Shut up Tom, you're such a huge fuzz-hole its like the pit beast that ate Boba Fett.

by Cunninglinguist the Cock April 20, 2010

fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.

1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

fuzz buzz

Thanking a cop for pulling you over so you can appear cooperative and polite in the hopes you don’t get a ticket.

I gave a cop a Fuzz Buzz yesterday and he gave me a ticket anyway!

by Clark77494 December 28, 2006

Fuzz Ball

Ashley Phillips!!!

God damn what a fuzz ball.

Fuzzy Balls

by Captain Japan March 30, 2004

Fuzz Bucket

Whatever you want it to mean

Don't be a fuzz bucket

by 3Tdaddy June 12, 2017

fuzz-natch

Slang term for pussy.

"Dude, Jill is so hot."

"Damn stragiht man, I banged her wet fuzz-natch all night."

by Aiden_FrazzleSnazz November 10, 2008