Fuck me hard

It is when your mom and dad have sex together and you hear your mom scream fuck me hard

Dad:clap clap clap

Mom:Fuck me hard

by Justin Lara November 15, 2019

fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

fuck me

something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do

jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe

jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe

amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!

amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period

ali: we have science

mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant

jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

Fuck me boots

Tall tight-fitting boots that extend at least to the knee but usually to the thigh with a three inch or higher stilleto heel.

She's not the best looking woman at this party but in those fuck me boots, she's the sexist.

by Marlene December 10, 2003

fucking me over

When some does your ass wrong, or tries to play you

That bitch ain’t gimme no type of sauce bruh, on god she fucking me over.

by RealStreetKneega November 15, 2017

Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment

"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

*

"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."

by pentacookie December 05, 2007

fuck me running

What you say as a drummer when you don't pay attention and keep playing 15 seconds after the song ends.

Dave Mustaine: (Finishes playing Paranoid cover) Nick, Nick NICK!!!!
Nick Menza: (Finally stops playing) Fuck me running...

by HotPotato November 09, 2009