urban frubing

to find used condom in public place and drink the spunk from it like u would a frube yoghurt

that mans been urban frubing

by scottscott23 June 11, 2009

Fruit booty sucka

a television friendly term for a gay ass motherfucker Invented by Stevie Ray of WCW fame.

That Curt Hennig is a fruit booty sucka with his teal tights and all.

by Dr. Disque December 5, 2002

fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.

That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.

by avsc May 23, 2007

fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

by Sassy Sasha December 15, 2018

Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.

That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.

by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011

Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.

Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.

by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010

bum fruit

The fruit of the bum. Droppings

I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.

My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).

Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.

Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).

This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.

If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.

by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007