Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.

The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".

by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020

founderwank

Invoking the one or more of the founding fathers of the United States as of they were perfect gods among men in the hopes of shutting down a debate.

Bonus points for quoting an obscure piece of writing out of context.

"George Washington, the father of our country himself, stated in a letter to his beloved wife that he had an unpleasant time during his visit to Virginia. Clearly the entire state is inferior."

"I'm not a fan of founderwank. Can you try again with an actual logic based argument?"

by Cheesewiz Man August 29, 2020

Funder

A female who is a 5 (Five) and UNDER.

Funder's on Tinder, and other dating apps, have no right requiring any qualifications from a possible suitor.
Kyle's friend Tim asked him "did you meet any quality women at the bar last night?" Kyle responded "Naa, just a bunch of bar chicks and funders were out."

by anonymous December 13, 2020

funderbuckin

The sexual act between two consenting man using toys in each others anuses.

I walked into his apartment to work on his AC, he and his partner was in there Funderbuckin!

by SphinxMonster October 11, 2021

Funderburg

When a female is having a hard time pooping so she inserts her thumb into her vagina to help push out that last bit of turd.

Holy shit Aubrey! I was so constipated this morning even the coffee wasn’t working. I had no choice but to give myself the old thumbs up and Funderburg that crap right out of there!

by Skippy Peanutbutter November 17, 2021

Founderless

1) To create something that will live on and thrive independently of you.

2) A state of mind; a way of life; an approach to business that focuses on the creation of things, not the creator of things.

This team is founderless; whether I'm here or not, it's going to work.

A founderless life reduces stress

by Omarhabbs December 26, 2021

Flunderwut

A word for a string of letters or words with no apparent meaning or sense.

I accidentally texted a flunderwut of hsppt boryhdsy when I meant to say Happy Birthday.

by Pinkyhex November 2, 2022