Frankenstein

You might be mistaken. Frankenstein is not a sex poaition or some kinky pole dancing move, it's the guy who created The Creature in "Frankenstein," A.K.A., "The Modern Promethius," or however the fuck you spell that diety's name.

Oh, and no, it isn't the name of The Creature.

The Creature's creator's name is Victor Frankenstein.

Look it up if you wanna challenge me, you filthy uncultured pleb.

by I'm not Bob March 10, 2018

The Frankenstein

When a girl is riding you and throws her self back and it hurts so bad it makes you sit up

Ole girl was riding my dick and just laid all da way back made me sit my ads up like I was Frankenstein . The Frankenstein

by D1000ondatazz March 8, 2017

Frankenstein's Waffle

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016

Frankenstein's Monster

In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.

Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.

Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?

by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013

Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.

Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."

by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024

Frankenstein

verb. to thoroughly enjoy making something, but then realize you hate what you've made when you finish it.

Dude, I totally Frankensteined that painting I did last week. I might have to yeet that one.

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Frankensteined

Home made janky engineering to make something work.

Person 1 " So mate what did you do over the weekend"
Person 2 "Mate you won't guess, I frankensteined my iPod mini from 2004"
Person 1 (Face Palms)

by Glyndward October 18, 2021