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France

A) The final resting place of tens of thousands of young American and British soldiers, all of who died liberating the country from the Nazis during WWII.

B) A country of ungrateful bastards.
My 19-year-old great uncle Short died on July 4, 1944 in Eastern France, when shrapnel from a mortar decapitated him.
by themoosman September 19, 2008
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France

didnt win any war they ever fought in on their own.
Gallic wars, Hundred years war, Italian wars, wars of religion, thirty years war etc. basically France lost/tied/asked for help in every war fought in.
by KingFroggy July 22, 2007
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France

home of all things gay,land of the faggots
by fuck.you.asshole March 27, 2008
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France

A nation composed entirely of homosexuals and effeminate hermaphrodites, most of which make a living as prostitutes. As a result of this and their decadent habits, namely, protesting the fact that they have to earn their baguette dildos and shitty wine with hard labor by day, and smoking cigarettes in cafes and bitching about their easy lives all night, every war they have ever entered ended up, sooner or later, in them opening their assholes wide and letting the enemy rape them for hours on end. The only gear French soldiers carry into battle are white flags and lube, as surrendering and getting assraped is all they are good at.
"What are all these faggots doing here spreading their assholes and putting white flags in them?" "Oh, they came from France last week."
by The Antidote March 6, 2014
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franc

Marc and Franc had sex on the banc in the parc.
by DT December 21, 2004
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France

1. western European country located between Germany and Spain

2. known for rich culinary and cultural traditions

3. the breeding ground for anorexic, chain-smoking, cheese-eating monkeys who are condescending and ignorant of personal hygiene

4. the place where Daft Punk originated
guy 1:Ewww!!! Whats that smell

guy 2:France.

guy 1:Makes "scents". (laughs like a nerd)

guy 2: ...
by Polkskeet August 10, 2010
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France

"What the actual france man?"
"France you!"
"You francing pig"
"You wanna france tonight?"
by Prellliom September 20, 2013
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