fainting goat

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.

Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."

by JMTX December 28, 2005

Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

by matbat January 10, 2009

Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.

Whitney Houston jacuzzi fainted

by Jevan12 October 14, 2014

The Faint

Greatest band from Omaha EVER to exist..

Bright Eyes is just not that good, sorry folks.

by BriVeegs September 17, 2005

fraging

the act of killing in a fps

i was fraging all night long

by justin November 23, 2004

Faint

A state of giving just a sneek preview of what being dead feels like.

I try to make myself faint every damn minute so i can actually skip ahead and die.

by ::KiLLaH: December 7, 2003

the faint

Great band, with the best known song "I disappear", which pretty much got old after 2 days. Some of my favorite songs from them are: Agenda Suicide, Glass danse, and Dust.

-No need for more words-

by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005