FML

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I saw some FMLs today.

by I Yuki Cross I November 5, 2011

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.

Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."

by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009

FML

fml is a term to describe when a person makes a mistake, or when someone is sad they would say fml

I literally just burnt the pizza FML

by theybugginbro May 7, 2021

Fml

Fuck my life. When nothing going your way and you want to change your life.

I failed my test... fml

by Fxmxl March 14, 2017

Fml

Me. Fuck MY life. Not fix my fucking lighthouse. Just fuck me.
Esme

Esme wants her to fuck her life
Fml means esme

by Chesmo May 7, 2018

FML

FML stands for "Fuck My Life", often people say that when they are annoyed.

Kai: Oh by the way did you know that you are late to school today?
Jack: FML!

by Arti_i June 25, 2024

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022