flower pants

pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips

I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.

by daawood April 10, 2011

flower arranging

arranging a woman's labia like the petals of a flower; adding the hand of Man to Nature's beauty

Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.

by Hammerklavier August 19, 2013

floset

The perpetual pile of clothes next to your bed that never gets put away. A mashup of "floor" and "closet".

"You're wearing that shirt again?"
"I don't know if it's clean or dirty, I just pulled it from the floset"

by ToastNY April 18, 2017

Flosé

The ship name of BlackPink singer Roseanne Park (Rosé) and the floor. This ship arose because Rosé seems to love the floor the most out of all of the band members.

Wow, Flosé was definitely present on the comeback stage!

by Bleach Blonde™ June 18, 2018

monkey flowers

slang term for marijuana.Usually smoked in a blunt or pipe.

I just saw that guy smoking monkey flowers.

by Kyle Karzmarczyk May 23, 2006

Battle Flower

The stretched out and inflamed anus of a freshly ass-fucked chic. If it could talk it would be yelling "FEED ME!"

"By the time we were done ass fucking, her Battle Flower was four inches wide and looked like a yawning bulldog that got into a jar of Mayo."

by Klott October 18, 2008

Little flower school

A catholic school that is pretty lit, people LOVE to throw chairs (if u go there u know what I mean) and also the teachers r funny asf

U goto little flower school ur a goat

by Toobigadickdawg April 14, 2019