Flo-ho

Florida whore. Florida's own type of ho, usually in a shit box Altima with peeling window tint, car seat in the back, sticker in the rear window that says something about being a "Queen", giant D&G Kardashian sunglasses, ranging in size anywhere from a Sherman tank to skinny but not toned, some type of neck tattoo with the date their brother died from a heroin overdose. Generally these people are able to recognize even from afar as their scent of Victoria's Secret cotton candy body spray mingled with Febreeze is pungent up to a 500 ft radius. Cleavage wrinkles on a 25 year old Flo-ho are not uncommon. Rarely seen at a social gathering without a hard seltzer in hand.

Flo-hos are the wish.com version of a regular ho.

by Tuggernauts March 20, 2022

flo-jack

When you have an insurance tracker attched to the OBD II port of your car that tattles for indiscrections.

I can't speed or that bitch Flo from Progressive will call my parents and rat me out for it. My car's been Flo-jacked!

by DrOtto July 14, 2017

crispy flo

Skrilla , cash , doe , duckets , bank

Yo nigga I got that crispy flo wanna get some hoes nickel and dime ?

by Crispy flo May 26, 2017

Lil Flo

Listen to hear scars

Lil Flo and Lil Shrimp are gods

by Asian Midget January 1, 2019

Flo Jo

aken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?

You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

by nice app June 22, 2021

flo rida

making whoopie to a hoe on the rag

"dude I met this girl last night and I was a flo rida!"

by kk1981 March 9, 2008

Flo Rida

A hip-hop/pop artist who makes really fun/catchy songs. He doesn't try to take himself too seriously as a rapper, but instead just makes fun music that gets the party started. He has made a few real rap songs in his career, but mostly he's just a fun carefree rapper. He's made songs like Low, In the Ayre, Whistle, Right Round, Cake, Elevator, Be On You, Sugar ETC. He is a master at sampling melodies from older songs and putting them together with newer sounds to create catchy hits that will get stuck in your head.

Guy1: Is Flo Rida a good rapper?
Guy2: He's not the most lyrical rapper around but damn his music is catchy af!

by Icy Wyte January 4, 2018