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Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.
Mike is known for his penile flatulence.
by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018
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yoga flatulence

When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.
I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.
by #1 Cronin June 4, 2011
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fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"
"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"
by dru dru July 10, 2005
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Flatulence

a gaseous substance that explodes out of your sin-hole, it is often known as the 8th Deadly Sin. "Farts" as it is quite often referred to are exceptionally hilarious depending on the situation. it is mostly comprised of methane gas, sulfuric gas, and oxygen, also some other small pecentages of other gases like carbon dioxcide. The expulsion of gas creates a well known sound as we all know. This sound is created by the vibrations of your fat ass. Your ass cheeks vibrato also could expell some kind of liquideous substance, also referred to as "anal seepage" this can be quite disgusting. So if this happens to you...dont be lazy, go change your fucking pants, and wipe up for God's sake.
1) (guy) "Dude!? do you smell that flatulence?"

(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"

2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.
by tristebanana2 June 12, 2010
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flattention whore

Someone who imitates or genuinely emits sounds of flatulence with the hopes of gaining social stature or approval among peers. Usually male.
Ricky farted loudly and looked around the workplace frantically for approval, yet to his dismay everyone had their headphones on. He's such a flattention whore.
by iLLapino October 4, 2011
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Flatterfied

When you dont know if you should be flattered or terrified to someones comments or advances towards you
This guys sent me a nude picture of himself and i was flatterfied because i had no idea who he was
by CJ knuckles December 16, 2016
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Flattened My Flower

To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.
Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!
by BeChampions January 20, 2019
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