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flapjack

When having vaginal intercourse, you flip the girl over briskly and stick it in her ass...
"First i fucked her in the pussy, then i flapjacked that shit and came up in her ass, unprotected and all!"
by BigPoppaProp August 15, 2006
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flapjacking

when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim
dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair
by dark crystal March 27, 2011
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flapjack

this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.
Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad.
by bison brum June 17, 2009
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South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.
by B Kelly August 26, 2006
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Flapjacked

The act of putting ones pussy lips on anothers forehead
Man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.
by DamioNIN October 21, 2013
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Flapjacker

When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.
Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.
by MoonlightXxx July 22, 2021
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Dirty Flapjack

1)Yes, wake up, spin your flapjack once too many, the floor it goes. flapjack

2)Porn person, usually has love for the pancake song.. pancake song

3)Someone saying dirty random things. random
Dude1: Hey, where's my flapjack?
Dude2:It's dirty.. 0_0 *sings pancake song*
Dude1:Well arn't you a dirty flapjack..
Or you just plain flipped your flapjack out of the skillet.
by dolphinsandskittlez September 9, 2010
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