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Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019
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flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.
Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
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mexican flapjack

When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.
Dwet made a mexican flapjack on Daggie's back.
by Eric Lex December 10, 2007
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Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!
My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.
by dab7713 July 6, 2016
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australian flapjack

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".
Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!
by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007
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Texas Flapjack

The act of applying ones ballsweat to anothers facial area in the form of a slap.
1.hey he is asleep. lets texas flapjack him!
by anusblast May 16, 2013
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pink flapjack

When a woman's lips are spread and repeatedly slapped by a paddle. Then once swollen she is burned with a lighter till "golden brown".
hey did you hear james gave that hooker a pink flapjack, bet she doesn't forget that one.
by riddle_my_balls May 7, 2011
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